Monday, November 23, 2009
Phil
An accomplished musician and composer, Phil can be heard banging saucepans in several of Tom Waits most popular ballads.
Freddie
Currently incarcerated in the maximum security wing of a correctional facility in Wyoming, Freddie enjoys hurting things.
Matius
The brains behind eastern europe's largest illegal pyramid investment scheme, Matius holds a Doctorate in Nuclear Physics from the University of Warsaw and enjoys looking at large brightly coloured objects.
Mikey
A survival TV fan, Mikey enjoys rolling off the sofa and eating digestive biscuits from a concealed pocket in his trousers.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Anne
Combining her love for food and animals, Anne can often be spotted delivering pizzas on a large rottweiler.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Jessica
A professional ice dancer with a voracious appetite, Jessica is able to consume 8 McDonalds cheeseburgers and a large chocolate milkshake in 23 seconds.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Philip
Philip was the lightsaber stunt double for Ewan McGregor in the popular Star Wars films, and after striking up a strong friendship will be accompanying Mr McGregor on a motorcycle adventure (tentatively titled The Long Way Over And Up A Little Bit) from Grimsby to Blackpool in 2014.
Charlott
A professional golfer and member of the Liberal Democrats, Charlott's hobbies include witchcraft, tarot readings and writing erotic poetry.
Big Bob
Currently living in a converted slot machine on the 21st floor of the Wynn Las Vegas, Big Bob is a professional roulette jockey. He typically starts the evening by downing a bottle of Mateus and betting everything on red.
The Joker
The Joker (real name withheld) is currently enrolled in the Hobbit Rehabilitation Scheme after being caught dropping explosive devices in dog poo bins and harassing small woodland animals.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Peter
Peter is a leading Brad Pitt look-a-like in the hobbit community and has a busy schedule opening local supermarkets and pizza restaurants.
Ken
Otherwise known as the "King of the Hobbits", Ken has 98.3% body hair coverage and a penchant for bawdy rhyme.
Rita
An extremely dangerous hobbit, Rita has pointed hollow teeth filled with a mysterious silvery liquid.
Tina
Tina is one of a very rare set of hobbit twins who enjoys dance, poetry and juggling cuban cigars. Her twin sister disappeared following a freak accident in the laboratory where she was in charge of prodding clams.
Anders
Anders was the first hobbit to become a practising buddhist and is allergic to all forms of carbohydrate and eggs.
Robert
Robert trains the Swedish Hobbit Hockey Club and was featured on the front cover of EA Sports NHL' 08 (XBOX 360 edition) wearing speedos and a flat cap.
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