Philip

Philip was the lightsaber stunt double for Ewan McGregor in the popular Star Wars films, and after striking up a strong friendship will be accompanying Mr McGregor on a motorcycle adventure (tentatively titled The Long Way Over And Up A Little Bit) from Grimsby to Blackpool in 2014.

Philip

Charlott

A professional golfer and member of the Liberal Democrats, Charlott's hobbies include witchcraft, tarot readings and writing erotic poetry.

Charlott

Big Bob

Currently living in a converted slot machine on the 21st floor of the Wynn Las Vegas, Big Bob is a professional roulette jockey. He typically starts the evening by downing a bottle of Mateus and betting everything on red.

Big Bob

The Joker

The Joker (real name withheld) is currently enrolled in the Hobbit Rehabilitation Scheme after being caught dropping explosive devices in dog poo bins and harassing small woodland animals.

The Joker

Fredrik

Fredrik was one of the first hobbits to pass the driving test. He now operates a fleet of twenty-three unlicensed taxis in the suburbs of a major Scandinavian city.

Fredrik

Rolf

An experienced woods-hobbit, Rolf likes nothing better than picking mushrooms under the light of a full moon.

Rolf

Peter

Peter is a leading Brad Pitt look-a-like in the hobbit community and has a busy schedule opening local supermarkets and pizza restaurants.

Peter

Emelia

Emelia is fond of chasing small boys and giving them kisses.

Emelia

Gabriella

A huge hard rock fan, Gabriella knows all the words to Europe's "The Final Countdown".

Gabriella

Ken

Otherwise known as the "King of the Hobbits", Ken has 98.3% body hair coverage and a penchant for bawdy rhyme.

Ken

Alam

Alam is a friendly hobbit from the eastern isles. He enjoys hiding behind curtains and his walkman.

Alam

Rita

An extremely dangerous hobbit, Rita has pointed hollow teeth filled with a mysterious silvery liquid.

Rita

Tina

Tina is one of a very rare set of hobbit twins who enjoys dance, poetry and juggling cuban cigars. Her twin sister disappeared following a freak accident in the laboratory where she was in charge of prodding clams.

Tina

Christian

A keen sports-hobbit, Christian likes chasing insects with his hockey stick.

Christian

Anders

Anders was the first hobbit to become a practising buddhist and is allergic to all forms of carbohydrate and eggs.

Anders

Robert

Robert trains the Swedish Hobbit Hockey Club and was featured on the front cover of EA Sports NHL' 08 (XBOX 360 edition) wearing speedos and a flat cap.

Robert

Linda

Linda likes kittens and interior design.

Linda

Robert

Robert has recently developed an addiction to Euroshopper energy drinks mixed with Jägermeister.

Robert

Jakob

Jakob spends most of his time playing fifa 09 and sorting pokemon cards.

Jakob